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Thorbjørn 

The Thorbjørn is a nice guy. He is funny and he is worth the time spending with him. He will always make you laugh, and is sexually attractive. If you have him, don’t let him go!
Hey did you see Thorbjørn?
Yeah, he’s so sexy!
Thorbjørn by KukenIRumpe November 5, 2019

Thorbjørn 

Thorbjørn is an individual Who is in possesion of a very large penis, and he Will most likely have sex with Your girl
Girl 1: look at that cute guy i wonder what his name is
Girl 2: his name is Thorbjørn, i just had sex with him and he has a very large penis

Thorbjørntjeneste 

Thorbjørntjeneste, literally "Thorbjørn service", is a Norwegian word meaning disservice. It derived from the name Thorbjørn (a double name consisting of the names Thor (meaning thunder) and Bjørn (meaning bear)) and from the term bjørnetjeneste (cognate to German Bärendienst, literally "bear service"), a common metaphor used in northern, central and eastern Europe, which means to, with the best of intentions, do more harm than good, or to set out to help someone and actually end up doing harm to that person. The word thorbjørntjeneste was coined in 2009, and refers to Thorbjørn Jagland, a much ridiculed Norwegian politician who was described as a fool by the Australian foreign minister, awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama for Obama's speeches and good intentions and in order to "help" him. Obama was nominated for the prize 11 days after he was sworn in as President. The award was widely described as an embarassment to Obama by the world press. The term thorbjørntjeneste or Thorbjørn service is related to the verb "thorbjorning" (or "thorbjørning" in Norwegian), coined by New York Times columnist Yoni Brenner.
She did him a Thorbjorn service (=she did him a disservice). Norwegian: Hun gjorde ham en thorbjørntjeneste.
Thorbjørntjeneste by Faller FFF December 10, 2009

Torbjorn Main 

A cancerous Swedish dwarf that will destroy your destroy your hopes and dreams with a single hammer and turret, getting play of the game as he dances on the turret.
Pharah: I see a Torbjorn Main whipping out his hammer!
Ana: Run before the demon catches you!

Torbjörn Lindholm 

The best character in overwatch. He's swedish and as everyone know sweden is the best country just because sweden has surströmming and ikea. He can beat his turret with his hammer and his hammer is better than reinhardt's. His name is a mix between the god Thor and a fokin bear. How's that not the coolest name? Also everyone likes a good Torbjörn POTG.
Lad 1: what is ur main
Lad 2: I main Torbjörn Lindholm.
Lad 1: lol reported
Lad 2: 1v1 me.

Torbjorn main 

A noun
The one person on your team that sucks
You really want them off your team
Ladder matches are always thrown
Everyone hates them so much
Rodents of the game Overwatch
Gamer 1: Alright let’s pick a good team comp

Gamer 2: I’m a Torbjorn main so I’ll pick him

Gamer 1: Shut the hell up and leave the server
Torbjorn main by Dysfunctionaltup February 24, 2019