Top Deck

Half head of dark coloured hair with light coloured hair on the top. Half and Half hair colour.
Many hairdressers wear their hair like this, dark underneath and blonde on top.

Reminiscient of a block of top deck!!
by DidiLeesh June 28, 2011
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top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.
We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy
by Mark May 02, 2003
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Top deck donkey punch

When doing a male or female in the ass you then pull out, cum on your fist, turn your lover around and punch them in the mouth.
I bought an ugly girl home last night and had to resort to a top deck donkey punch.
by Pony girl April 20, 2012
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Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 21, 2022
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