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tomeh

Small munchkin of a human being, likes to be associated with fatness, yet isnt really that fat, just a wannabe.

Often reffered to as ''the gimp'' or ''knobhead tom''
I wish that knobhead tom would stop trying to pretend hes fat
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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toomellowed

The legend of all time. Truly inspirational. Motivating. Can't wait till he drops music
"Wasgood toomellowed!"
by chico8gang June 18, 2018
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Toomey

equal parts irish surname and super hip young person slang for tmrw, as in, "maybe we do a gnarly dope first friday after your coffee banger toomey? Hmu." ;)
"Toomey and toomey and toomey, creeps in this pesky pace from day to day. And all our yestertoomeys have lighted fools the way to friscalating dusklight."
-William Shakespeare
by Banny C Drisp December 3, 2020
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Toomer

A name used to call-out and chastise those that deliver an unsolicited self-absorbed response to public complaints about injustice, social grievances, or other protestations that challenge the status quo.

Not liking what they're hearing, they're compelled to inject an adversarial voice into a conversation, often anonymously, without concern for being disruptive, causing confusion, or aggrieving those with differing opinions.

Their responses include but are not limited to: dismissive noise, diversionary whataboutisms, mind-blind dis-empathy, and logical fallacies.

The name also alludes to being cancerous, toxic, and being detrimental to progressive conversation by eroding social discourse.
"This dishonest cop is a part of the problem."
"Lots of people are dishonest not just cops."
"Found the Toomer."
by Diatesso March 21, 2022
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Toomers

Toomers are boomers that fictionally arbitrate confrontations with retail employees. “My product was late by 5 days? You disrespected me!”
I was having such a good day at work until those toomers came by and ruined everything
by Goopidoopi April 22, 2022
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toomenial

(1) Of or relating to an anniversary of 100 years or more than hardly anyone remembers or cares about.

(2) Category of numeric terms that inexplicably use the suffix -ial to sound and appear fancy
They've been married like 750 years what should I buy for their toomenial anniversary?

How many years has this school been open? They celebrate their toomenial like every five minutes.

It's not a cardinal or an ordinal, dumbass, it's a toomenial.
by seemslikeit March 26, 2024
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toomenial

Numeric word type used to describe anniversaries and generations in numbers too large to be personally relevant.
Hey it's the country's centennial, or bicentennial, or millenial... or some toomenial, I forget.
by seemslikeit March 30, 2024
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