Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!
by CapnCratch September 4, 2009
The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.
I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).
That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
by garyp December 9, 2005
The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!
A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.
Convo between 2 girls:
Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"
Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"
Convo between 2 girls:
Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"
Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"
by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009
The metaphorical house a girl builds when she hooks up with a tool, toolbag, or person fitting any other variation of the common tool.
by benkerley. September 28, 2007
A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.
J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?
E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
by mojothedog August 5, 2013
The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.
I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).
That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
by garyp December 9, 2005