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Gene Simmon's Tongue 

Anatomy as stated. His tongue has seen, touched and been places many of us have only read about it books. It is an unstoppable force of nature and should be revered and celebrated as an icon and international symbol of peace.
I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!
Gene Simmon's Tongue by WayneDarcy September 12, 2009
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python's tongue

when you have a stray pube around your penis hole and when you take a piss, it splits the pee in half, resembling a python's tongue
"Yo, man. I was takin' a piss this morning and I made a python's tongue....word.

cat's tongue 

A dislike of hot or spicy foods.
"Want any Tabasco?"
"No, cannot stand the stuff, I have a cat's tongue."
cat's tongue by Matt Green September 12, 2008

tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue 

The condition in which one needs to urinate so badly that any further delay will cause bladder rupture.
I think tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue is a sure sign one is in trouble.

I held it for as long as I could, but when I tasted urine on the tip of my tongue, then I knew I was in trouble. I had to pull over and go in the ditch.

Drinker's Tongue

A permanent feeling of thirst found after bouts of heavy and repetitive drinking.
Dan suffered from a heavy case of Drinker's Tongue after going out 5 nights in a row over spring break.
Drinker's Tongue by KoolMint November 2, 2011

joe's tongue 

A dildo found in Chelsie's Pussy.
YO! Joe's tongue goes so deep, it reaches my womb!
joe's tongue by Bubbadabully May 14, 2020