tomkoller

A old man who is a functioning alcoholic sex attic Tomkat and all he gives you in the end is Cold heartbreaking regret. A TomKoller is habitual liar you can’t trust a word he says ever. Sales rep that travels around and has side chicks and side dicks his primary source will never know because he makes sure she’s an ignorant rich old lady nurse cash cow.

Kim: My boyfriend wants to have a 3sum with you.

Amanda: No way! He sounds like a Tomkoller!!

Kim: What’s that?
Amanda: A horrible human you should have nothing to do with.
Kim: But he lives in Arkansas.
Amanda: and your a rich old lady nurse with no clue.

by Tomkoller May 8, 2021

Tomfoolery

1) Acting as if you are incompitent in the presence of others; 2) an act or example of lewdness or misconduct frowned upon in society

Jake: hey lets go ride the kiddie rides guys! my treat?

Jakes Friends: No thanks, we are not interested in your tomfoolery.

by Dr.Doctor@info October 17, 2012

tomcoonery

The act of doing something low rent and trifling.

Look at the tomcoonery going on with those spinning neon rims!

by QBi11y January 13, 2011

tomfooleries

mischiefous tricks, very similar to "shenanigans"

god i hate this sly little kid, hes always getting up to tomfooleries, little bastard

by cooklington December 2, 2004

Tomfoolery

If you commit the tragic crime that is tomfoolery, a man by the name of Marti will come after you and personally escort you out because you were the center of it like Nick.

Hey! Stop with the Tomfoolery!

by iamsocoollolloser November 1, 2022

tomtoolery

Toolish or stupid behavior.

I can't believe I allowed myself to be involved in such tomtoolery.

by Davewcmg July 15, 2014

tomfoolery

An act of stupid and mischievous behaviour, commonly in the form of a prank, and can sometimes be illegal.

1) Ed: Want to pee in the beer bong and get some gronk to drink it?

Anna: Yeah man! That's some high quality toomfoolery in the making!

2) Ange Autopsy: You guys made me look like a total idiot last night. *cries hysterically*

DM: Awww DUDE it was all in the name of tomfoolery!

by apaz July 21, 2009