Toejamming

The act of ramming and massaging your girl's vagina with your big toe, similar to finger banging.

"John, jesus. I look over when we're supposed to be watching football and you're toejamming your girl on my couch. Get a fucking room you pervert."

by Grolls September 26, 2011

tefal head

In the 1980s, Tefal ran a series of UK adverts featuring a tall-headed scientist chap. His extraordinarily large forehead signified the extraordinary intelligence of Tefal's R&D chaps.

Thus, anyone with a large forehead is a Tefal head.

That bloke has a Tefal head. Look at his huge brow.

by Matthew Revell December 27, 2006

tefan

A hot bitch with a big ass

Wow ! She’s a tefan

by Jolosto April 21, 2020

toefl

toefl (Test of English as a Foreign Language). The main purpose is to know how good is ur English

A: I´m takin´the toefl test in 3 weeks, n´i´m so nervous
B: Don´t worry. you´ll do great, just keep practicin´

by gere14//7 September 10, 2010

Thefary

The act of theft.

Replacement for ‘stealing’

There was a thefary underway

that was a really cool thefary

That person is thefarying from the store

by smithywoo January 8, 2022

Toenail Diarrhea

When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.

Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.

by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010

toecaine

When a narcissistic chick is filing her toenails, calluses, or corns at a party and leaves behind a fine pile of dust resembling cocaine.

"Damn did we come up on some blow? Oh never mind, that's just Tits Magee's toecaine. She's nasty, I don't know what you see in her Hunter."

by Zens and Lilbo March 29, 2009