When you tie up your girl, then have your way with her. An once you finish, you say “I’m The Batman” an disappear into the night.
You made it out for drinks!
How did you get away from the wife tonight?
I pulled the The Batman on her.
Babe! Where did you go last night!!?
You left me tied up and the cops showed up.
How did you get away from the wife tonight?
I pulled the The Batman on her.
Babe! Where did you go last night!!?
You left me tied up and the cops showed up.
by Lifeasashadow September 26, 2021
Batman is a great superhero because he has no lame superpowers like Superman or Spider-Man. Instead Batman is just a rich guy in a cool costume.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 17, 2005
Mark "What happened last night man"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
by Dinosaur Peenus January 25, 2017
When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.
"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"
-turns off headlights-
"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"
-turns off headlights-
"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"
by dangles November 1, 2012
1. Normal ordinary man, originally the best super hero with no super powers, but can still fight crime and beat supervillians with just his fist and gadgets (i.e. shark repellant, suction boots etc.)
If a normal guy joined the justice league, Batman says, "He can't join, he doesn't have any super powers!!" Then superman would say to him, "Doesn't he Batman? Doesn't He? No Super Powers??"
by Joker June 17, 2003
by Derek Wolfe October 24, 2016