Christ (Deemed to be) University

A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.

by _abraxas_ December 15, 2020

Ghost of Christmas yet to come

guy who rap-battled Ebeneezer Scrooge

Boo!
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come

by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022

To Pull a Chrissie

In order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have sex with as many UGLY men as possible, while dating others
4. Annoy the FUCK out of your friends
5. Get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial "beauty" enhancement)
6. Wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. Pretend your a badass and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced

"Yo, nothin u wear matches bitch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah"
"Damn, i must be pulling a chrissie"

by BITCHIN April 16, 2004

Christ (Deemed to be) University

a) A a state of community full with functional slaves and deranged authority managers. And this definitely has nothing to do with Jesus, Its just JESUS CHRIST!

b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.

c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.

Me : *stares*
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".

by kazawafaqt November 23, 2021

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022

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by FoxCat Man January 16, 2020

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Here’s my heartfelt interpretation of a Christmas song originally penned by Meredith Willson in 1951.

For many people around the world, including myself, Christmas can sometimes bring feelings of loneliness and sadness. It’s important to recognize that this time of year can be difficult for some, and sharing compassion and understanding can make a significant difference.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,

everywhere you go, take a look at the big screen, it's glistening with festive movies once again, filling the airwaves each with a fairytale ending and families aglow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, all the families across the world celebrating a fantastic holiday, yet the saddest sight to see is the loneliness you’ll feel, for yet another year at Christmas time

A pooch by your side and a pistol that shoots, is the wish to have mum and dad by my side, a sister that loves you and a family that can hardly wait to see you again

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go, there's a tree in the Plaza, one in the park as well, it's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the storm

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go, soon the tears will start, and the thing that'll make 'em drip is the carol that you sing, right within your heart

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, all the families across the world celebrating a fantastic holiday, yet the saddest sight to see is the loneliness you’ll feel, for yet another year at Christmas time

Sure, it's Christmas once more

by Chupac1 November 24, 2024