hood tires

When replacing a tire on the side of the road in the hood, it is common courtesy to leave your discarded tire by the side of the road so that, in an emergency, future motorists can use it. This is why there are so many seemingly abandoned tires along hood roads. Also, those who are in on the secret, use these tires as markers. They indicate safe haven for hood occupants.

Each tire typically has a protection radius of approximately one mile. So the hood tires also serve as makeshift mile markers.

Oh no honey we just got a flat tire. I guess we need to call triple A.

"No hun, we are in the hood. There are bound to be a "hood tires" within walking distance."

by Chicken Noodle Suit June 19, 2017

spinning tires in the mud

It is when you are on an important business call and trying very hard to accomplish something but you are getting nowhere.

No buddy, It is like “spinning tires in the mud”.

We are getting nowhere.

by Donald Trump 72 March 17, 2022

Ghetto White Walled Tires

The act of rubbing tires on the curb so much they become white, resembling white walled tires.

Chuck: Wow, when did Jack get white walled tires?
Ted: He didn't, those are Ghetto White Walled Tires, he cant parralel park.

Maddie: Debby spent 10 minutes parralel parking yesterday!
Alex: Yeah, she's working towards Ghetto White Walled Tires.

by Mastermachete14 May 1, 2014

Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006

Just Tires

An expression denoting that a certain topic or argument is no longer relevant. It is as insignificant at tires.

Tiffany: Wait what are you guys talking about it someone explain!

Mckenna: Don’t worry it’s just tires.

Jake: Yeah it’s just tires. Anyway go get the whip its.

by Ritz28 March 20, 2022

water the tires

to pull over to the side of the road and urinate on your tractor trailer tires or your car, pickup,suv, or motorcycle tires

" I can't hold it no more.. I gotta stop and water the tires!"

by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

Big Tires

When a freind buys new tires and obsesses over them. Thinking they are bigger than monster truck tires, stopping at every truck he sees and comparing when while continuing to ask "are my tires big?" "you think my tires are big" if you dont thats tight

Example:

Freind 1: So that movie last night was tight huh?

Zach:
You think my tires are big

Freind 1: What?

Zach: If you dont I aint trippin Big tires

by Fif November 30, 2006