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Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.
Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.
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by Housepet November 7, 2018
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Tina couldn't wait to get home from work and use her new vibrator that arrived in the mail. She planned to enhance the experience by slathering it up with some Tingle Grease.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015
Get the Tingle Grease mug.A song which is usually the artists favorite, that the artist chooses to name the album and the song.
by Tech V March 14, 2009
Get the Title Track mug.1) System of record low taxes for the wealthiest and low, stagnant wages for the working poor leading the poor and middle class families and individuals to struggle make ends meet.
2) The preferred conservative economic system which essentially tell the the poor and middle class "piss on you!".
2) The preferred conservative economic system which essentially tell the the poor and middle class "piss on you!".
Former president Ronald Reagan and other conservatives praise their system of Trickle Down Economics, but what they really mean is "Tinkle Down Economics" - as in Piss On You poor and middle class people.
by Clem Gamble December 9, 2012
Get the Tinkle Down Economics mug.A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.
It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.
It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.
by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008
Get the Tipsy Tinkle mug.A euphemism for crotch, in terms of the female anatomy (aka vagina). As heard in S08E04 of Bob’s Burgers.
Catherine: “They’ve been bullying Kendra—and this one gal, Laurie, she...”
Chris: “She kicked Kendra in her tinkle-dink!”
Catherine: “It’s the word we use for ‘crotch’.”
Chris: “She kicked Kendra in her tinkle-dink!”
Catherine: “It’s the word we use for ‘crotch’.”
by WaftingWisdom February 20, 2018
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