Tiajuana Taco

The act of pooping butt to butt

Jon and Mike went to the bathroom after eating the sloppy joes, I think they are going to make a Tiajuana Taco

by MasterBaeten November 27, 2018

tiajuana dessert

When you go to take a shit that ends up being so horrid, so unsatisfying, and so messy that you decide you need to take a shower afterward. Not an instance where you were planning on taking a shower anyway.

I was late to my date with Maria because I got stuck with a Tiajuana dessert

by Ringojoe December 22, 2018

Tiajuana Takedown

Taking a hit off of a bong, pipe or blunt then shooting tequila with salt and lime before exhaling

Gus was so high he couldnt stand after the tiajuana takedown

by Someone who Does some funky Junky shit all the Time June 30, 2008

TIAJUANA TEABAG

All I know is it involes a donkey, a whore, a video camera, a carona bottle, a fifth of tequila, a worm and exactly 2 lime slices.

What the hell happened last night!?!?! usted cogió un burro. What the hell did you say? Tiajuana Teabag!!!LAWL

by Datelinedecoy May 1, 2007

Tiajuana Gunderman

When a man of Mexican origin has a bowel movement into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.

Juan forced Julie down on the bed, gave her 5 soft slaps, and then gave her a Tiajuana Gunderman.

by H.H. Soffel January 25, 2011

Tiajuana Taco Dip

When you tongue salsa or some other Mexican condiment out of a floozy's vagina.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Chaz's late night experiences with that striper?
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.

by Dakota Giraffe June 6, 2011

Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito

(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.

I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.

by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 16, 2011