a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.
I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.
I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.
I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.
by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009
Get the Tiajuana Two-Stepmug. A Tiajuana Crime Scene is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Hot Carl. It is very risky and few have ever pulled it off.
"I woke up this morning in the middle of a Tiajuana Crime Scene. If I had a dollar for everytime that happened..."
by Cassiebeth182 July 21, 2006
Get the tiajuana crime scenemug. Typically experienced while giving your partner oral and as a result of their uncontrollable orgasmic spasms they float an air buiscuit(thats a fart) into your mouth or face.
Damn!! I was snacking on my girls junk at lunch and caught a Tiajuana River Breeze right in my face. That shit was Boodissy.
by Old Snizz Trapper May 13, 2005
Get the Tiajuana River Breezemug. (A joke from Mind of Mencia)
A show that occurs over spring break in Tiajuana, MX, where Miss Spring Break has raunchy sex with a donkey in front of a crowd of drunken college kids.
A show that occurs over spring break in Tiajuana, MX, where Miss Spring Break has raunchy sex with a donkey in front of a crowd of drunken college kids.
Creepy Mexican: "Hey, wanna see a donkey show?"
Creepy White: "Sure!"
BACK HOME
Mom: "So how was your trip, honey?"
Son: "It was great mom! A creepy old man brought me to a Tiajuana Donkey Show!"
Creepy White: "Sure!"
BACK HOME
Mom: "So how was your trip, honey?"
Son: "It was great mom! A creepy old man brought me to a Tiajuana Donkey Show!"
by Brandyn Baldwin June 23, 2006
Get the Tiajuana Donkey Showmug. It is a Drinking Game were you slide a person down table. As they are being slid people pour thier beers and such on the person. At the end of said table a lady pours 2 bottles of tequilia down the person's throat. At the end of this the person can barely walk or talk.
by DamionF April 7, 2008
Get the tiajuana car washmug. Guy 1: Did you hear about Chaz's late night experiences with that striper?
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.
by Dakota Giraffe June 6, 2011
Get the Tiajuana Taco Dipmug. (See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.
I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.
by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 16, 2011
Get the Tiajuana Breakfast Burritomug.