Hop on War Thunder

Another way of telling someone to slowly kill themselves.

Hey bro, you're being really annoying. Hop on War Thunder.

by Prince Precum June 15, 2021

klondike thunder

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Thanos

A purple man with a nut-sack chin that loves collecting rocks. He also loves adopting random children after murdering their family.

“Man, Thanos really screwed the Avengers”

by Stutter Butter April 11, 2019

Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.

My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!

by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019

Thunder tug

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.

Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.

by BEARCULES August 24, 2019

Thanos

An Insurance company that Makes every thing 50% off in the snap of a finger! you want 50% less Life in the Universe? Thanos insurance.

Thanos that Universe

by Ultra Instinct Sans February 14, 2019

thunder pot

A large pot or chamber kept in the back of a station wagon or SUV that is used to urinate or defecate to avoid having to pull over to use the restroom.

Sarah used the Thunder Pot on the way the Shelly's wedding to take a huge dump so we didn't have to pull over to the rest stop.

by Thunder dump mike November 17, 2015