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NOUN : not to be confused with the fungal infection which develops in one’s mouth and can result in creamy white lesions on the tongue or inner cheeks; a Thrush is a portmanteau, most commonly known as a “blend” of two words to create a new one, of the words “Threads” and “crush”; meaning one’s crush on any account holder(s) from another account holder on the famously unhinged social media platform known as “Threads”.
Does your Thrush even know you exist or do you just follow them and like every single one of their Threads posts, like a lovelorn psycho?
Thrush by Lara Lange July 8, 2026
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Thrush brush

Glueing freshly shaved pubes to your penis, then inserting your penis into a yeast infected vagina to scratch that itch.
Kelsey L. had a bad yeast infection, so I gave her the good old thrush brush.
Thrush brush by Diegroll November 18, 2019

Thrush Monkey 

In Short A Disgusting Girl Carrying Thrush..Often The School slut.
"Yuck Mandy You Disgusting Thrush Monkey"
"Harley, Calling People Thrush Monkeys Is Mean."
Thrush Monkey by Pinktasttic October 20, 2006

Thrush Monger 

When a women has really bad thrush to the extent that it smell worse then a fish mongers shop
Dan "I nearly fucked Jenny last night"

Ben "Oh Yeah, what happened"

Dan "She pulled her panties down but it smelled so bad I nearly puked"

Ben "She sounds like a right Thrush Monger"
Thrush Monger by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

Thrush Brush

Slang term for upper lip hair
Dude I gave Gloria a ride on my thrush brush last night
Thrush Brush by Tonicapponi July 12, 2014

A Thrush 

Someone who is very annoying and irritating and could be easily described as an irritating cunt!
Fred: "Oh yeah, Kate's a thrush, she does my head in"
Laura: "Thrush, what's that?"
Fred: "She's an irritating cunt!"
A Thrush by Justine Waring March 14, 2008

Mr. Thrush 

A piece of shit that won't help or teach you in any way whatsoever.
Girl 1: Do you think Bob could help me study for the big test coming up?
Girl 2: Probably not, he's pulling a Mr. Thrush today.
Mr. Thrush by AnonymousGiraffe March 3, 2015