Strep Throat

It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.

I have strep throat, I forgot what it was like to voluntarily swallow my own spit until now, I no longer want to know.

by Caedoe April 14, 2014

bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017

Throat Swab

The performing partner lies back on a couch or bed, tilting their head over the edge, while their partner penetrates their mouth from a kneeling, squatting, or standing position (depending on furniture height). Experiment carefully with the speed and forcefulness of any thrusting to keep it comfortable for the performing partner.

Since the performing partner needs air to stay alive, pause frequently to give time for breath...

Love a good throat swab!

by Sex101 February 5, 2009

Throat Check

Verb: To punch and/or elbow soemone in the throat as a means of getting something

I would have throat checked an old lady on her way to church to get a phone call from my husband in boot camp.

by Kyrieeleison88 July 19, 2012

Fat Throat Syndrome

Where one is so fat that the fat crushes the vocal chords to a point that it causes them to have a deeper, fatter sounding voice.

when you hear a chubster talk then you know they have the Fat Throat SYndrome

by Mauro Vescera April 19, 2008

Holster throat

To use another persons mouth as a holster with your dick

I need to conceal my 380 snub dick in your holster throat!

by Oliver cloths off June 1, 2016

Meat Loaf Throat

The results of your esophagus after getting face-banged by a group of wild yeti's in the dense woods of Colorado and or Houston.

Damn that snowboarding trip was fun, too bad Bob caught a bad case of the Meat Loaf Throat.

Did you see LeMaire after those Yeti's straight Meat loaf throated him? Scarred for life.

Look at that red lip stick.. thats a professional meat loaf throat yeti champion!

by DanimalTX November 15, 2011