theobabble

Tortured philosophy used by religionists who are seeking to impart some deeper meaning to an otherwise empty string of words and phrases. Similar to "bong smoke philosophy", it's deluded thinking propped up by false premises, bad argumentation, and illogical conclusions.

Alejandro_Verdad: 1) Without life, no meaning
3) God is Living eternaly
2) Without meaning, there is nop truth

Conclusion: God determines eternal truth

ragle: meaningless theobabble, sheesh, get an argument!

by Ragle February 16, 2010

thorbagging

When people hook up and its extremely humorous and you laugh out load.

bitch is mugg thorbagging when she bags

by snowbunny66 June 21, 2011

Thoob

1. A woman whose body appears to almost entirely consist of massive thighs/Ass and large Boobs

God damn George Janny is one hell of a thoob

I know Danny that stupid fucking thoob is hot as hell

by Lancaster6991 June 8, 2020

Tooba

Arabic name for a tree in Heaven.

Its in the damn Koran. Look it up. Bitches.

by Jenna December 5, 2003

Tooba

Tooba's are known for their mind games and foreplay. Good looking and extremely good in bed, they'll leave you with a broken heart. Also known as the Sexy Bitch of their era.

1. "Man, she was soo good in bed, I thought we had somethin in common!"
-- "That's Tooba for you."
2. "All there was were lies and cheating."
--"Told you, once a tooba always a Tooba."

by Jules456 February 4, 2010

Tooba

A variant of schizophrenia that displays multiple yet very specific personalities. The first of which is an angry gerbil that attempts to intimidate those around her through variant squeaking noises, often claiming that "you wont like me when I'm mad." The second displays itself as an amnesic zombie, unable to hold human conversations. And the third, but most common is a bodacious babe, that is both plucky and sweet. Other variants include being a bird lawyer, the main source of transportation for large Italian plumbers, and as a brass instrument of a similar sounding name.

Guy 1: Dude look at that hot piece of ass...

Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba

Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again

by Notatumah! August 18, 2013

Thaoban

A very handsome guy who always goes out of his way to help others. He is incredibly funny and hot. He can also be a player when he wants to and is great in bed. He is very athletic, and somewhat competitive, irresistible to women and fun to be around. He brings joy to a room.

Did the room just light up? Thaoban must be here

by Anne Remy October 19, 2013