mahogany canoe

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

by s english February 9, 2005

mahogany boner

The hardest erection a human male can achieve. If you drop a mahogany on a bitch, you'll tear that pussy up with your rock hard cock.

TJ: Jenny just gave me the biggest fucking mahogany boner of my life.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.

by 420 BLAZER September 10, 2013

mahogany knot

1. Mr. Anus!
2. Your turd cutter, tar star, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
3. Term describing an idividual's sphincter that is a nice shade of brown, with a hint of redness. Kinda like devil's food cake.
4. An individuals corn hole who suffers from acute exhaust burn.

I heard the pygmy bushmen of the African plains have the most splendid mahogany knots!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Mahogany Squealer

A fart in which the pitch starts off low and becomes very high by the end of the fart.

The Mahogany Squealer brought the entire room's attention to the little boy, who's ass seemingly ripped a squealer even the gods envied.

by Stahl June 28, 2006

mahogany log

when you wrap up a deuce in seran wrap and then put it into the freezer for like 5 months then pull it out and blast your girl with it.

wow that mahogany log is cold, i can't believe you put that in my coochie.

by camdangalang October 30, 2008

mahogany log

The act of shitting in a bag and placing said shit in the freezer.

I was reaching for a hot pocket and a mahogany log fell out.

by Charlie Weeks September 8, 2006

morning mahogany

(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.

morning mahogany

guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?

guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.

guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.

by the urbster September 16, 2010