Conspiracy Theorist 

1) Someone with a very open mind... it just happens that they are too open for their own good.

2) A swell way to become an attention whore.

3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever.

Example: A classic 9/11 conspiracy-

Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING*
You found the Pentagon burning down!
Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...)
Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence.

>PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha.

Conspiracy Theorist by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 16, 2007

Hipster Conspiracy Theorist 

Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.

Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."

Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."

Hipster Conspiracy Theorist by peacechicken December 22, 2012

Conspiracy Theorist 

Someone who hasn't yet grown out of being an attention seeking psychobabbler. A very mediocre kind of troll.

Conspiracy theorist: "Reptilians control the world's most prominent bloodlines!"

Unfortunate listener: "Zzzz..."

Conspiracy theorist: "You are blind to THEIR lies, person who won't hang on every word I blather! I pour scorn upon you!"

Unfortunate listener: "Yeah, whatever."

Conspiracy Theorist by The_Mad_Thinker December 17, 2008

Conspiracy Theorist 

Paranoid, angry, or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who think that by looking at shoddy footage of controversial events and mincing the words of eye witnesses they can piece together their own, delusional version of "The truth" about what REALLY happened that day.

Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.

Everybody should listen to Conspiracy Theorists, they know "The truth" because they haven't been bought out by 'The Man' like those silly scientists. What do they know, what with their PhDs? And their testing? And their research? They obviously don't know shit about what REALLY happened. Just look at this video of the event, see that plane? IT'S A MISSILE.

Conspiracy Theorist by CommandoDude August 5, 2010

conspiracy theorists 

Crazy nutjobs that think there is a greater purpose behind everything... And the US government is behind EVERYTHING.

Conspiracy Theorists: Hey! Why did these two buildings collapse, those two planes couldn't have done that!

2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!

conspiracy theorists by Eliwashere March 25, 2008

Conspiracy Theorists 

A person who questions known liars

Well, those activists were some crazy conspiracy theorists.

Conspiracy Theorists by WeAre1776 dot org December 18, 2012

Conspiracy Theorist 

Anyone who does their own research

Tim: Did you hear that the conspiracy theorists are claiming that the Rockefeller Foundation is funding the covid passports?

Bob: No, but I heard that they think the "Build Back Better" motto comes from The Great Reset & politicians were chanting it worldwide during 2020 lmaooo. Idiots!

Conspiracy Theorist by Rebelfighters April 8, 2021