open all the windows

A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.

"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."

"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

rolling up the windows

when a snowboarder goes over a jump off balance and has to swing both arms around in a circular motion (similar to rolling up the windows in car) to avoid a yard sale.

dude - oh man i almost lost it on that last kicker.

dude2 - ya you were rolling up the windows hardcore!

by xskwizmx March 18, 2010

Cleaning The Windows

The act of a lonely male in his teen years using paper towels and lubricant to relieve his horniness for a little while longer. AKA Jackin' off

Andrew was cleaning the windows.

by a_lonely_boy July 27, 2012

Closing the Windows

When a female tightens her anus around a man's penis before the man ejaculates. This insures that the man's sperm does not exit the anus during ejaculation.

Oh Bill, are you ready? I'm closing the windows!

by TheDude127 April 15, 2009

The Windows Plague

A plague that seems to have infected millions of people around the world, it's one known effect is lulling people into the false belief that PC's are better than Mac's. It may sound silly but is an increasing problem having enormous effects on todays society. The one known cure to this malicious disease is an iPod.

Dave: I like my PC cos it runs the best operating system in the world Windows on it.

Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)

Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.

Harry: -_-; *sigh*

by An On E Mouse February 17, 2008

duck tape on the windows

when a person is depressed and you want to be left alone a term used to explain your state of depression

sad person 1-Dude i dont want to talk to you im so freakin depressed im about to put duck tape on the windows!
naraya- chill.

by Naraya subramanian March 19, 2008

fuck the windows

me and ma niggas aaron and jamal were washin some cars wen we saw dat the windows were lookin shit. so wat did we say? we sed fuck the windows, fuck the windows, fuck the windows!

if you feel that it is unecessary to perform a particular task then u can adapt this phrase to your situation.....eg fuck the boot or fuck the wheels.

by lemmon August 3, 2004