two on the vine

two sets of testicles, 4 nuts in total

"Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine"

by Frank Lathers October 13, 2006

The Vine

Nickname for Irvine, a city in Orange County, California. Irvine is east of Newport Beach, and was voted America's safest city. Most of the homes in Irvine are maintaned by The Homeowners Association.

Irvine is divided up into small townships/villages. The most popular ones are:

Woodbridge
Westpark
Northwood
University Hills
The Village at El Camino Real
Deerfield
Parkwest
Woodbury
Woodbury East
Portola Springs

guy: where do you live?
girl: the vine.
guy: what?

by Andrew E. C. April 1, 2007

do it for the vine

An excuse or way to convince your lesser intelligent friend to do something retarded.

Joker: Dude the camera's on you jumping or what?
Dumbass1: No this is weird bro im scared
Joker: do it for the vine
Dumbass1:o ye! it all makes sense now--*breaks legs*
Joker:sick!!!!!! bro you good
Dumbass1: did you get it*inpain*
Joker: ye lemme show you, o shit it was recording my face
Dumbass1: man fuck you

by proinvestor October 27, 2015

on the vine

Young.
If someone says you're still on the vine, it means you're still young. Not ripe yet, y'know?

I may be sweet, but i'm still on the vine.

by prissorsxrawks May 16, 2008

Do it for the vine

Famous last words

"Yo bro let's jump off this cliff"
"I'mma dO iT fOr The VinEeEeEeEEEeee..."

by apolloscock November 16, 2019

Ripe and on the Vine

A hot girl that is old enough to date but still lives with and is supported by her parents.

Guy #1 "Did you see that one"
Guy #2 "yeah she is Ripe and on the Vine"
Guy #1 "Darn.... I think you are right..."
Guy #2 "yeah dude she is wearing a Hanna Montana shirt and driving a Jaguar...she must be Ripe and on the Vine"

by THE GOEGE September 22, 2010

on the vine

A state of limbo; not yet at the next stage. Refers both to vegetables in the process of ripening and to Tarzan's preferred method of travel.

For our third date, we're having a candlelit dinner at her place - I don't think I'll be on the vine much longer.

by pfinlay December 24, 2008