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troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.
by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008
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TROOPS, TO THE SKY

This, and "MARK TARGET" are the penunltiman last words any kid or grow adult in a current war zone hears before they get killed.

How it happents: any person existing there will hear a robotic voice over the distance screaming "MARK TARGET" or "TROOPS, TO THE SKY". Followed by either a "Love and shoot~~" from the distance or an aproaching "Ah, ah, ah, AAAAHH!" by another robotic voice.

Them, they will either get shoot by a laser or crush by a flying robot.
Random iranian kid: *just vibing.
Neon J: "TROOPS, TO THE SKY!"
RIK: "Wait, is that a No Straight Roads reference?"
1010: "Ah, ah, ah, AAAAHH!"
RIK: *Fucking Dies
by Fgyjt June 6, 2023
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Steve The Trooper

Steve is a red pikmin named Steve by a popular Lets Player, Chuggaaconroy. This pikmin forever haunts him, though his fans love Steve. Steve is a trooper, he carried the corpse of an earlier defeated enemy by himself, thus his name, "Steve The Trooper".
Man, that guys a trooper! Wait... STEVE?! STEVE IS A TROOPER?! STEVE?! STEVE THE TROOPER?!
by Auroraandsnap October 8, 2012
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the trooper

An kickass song by Iron Maiden with an awesome guitar chorus.
The Trooper owns you!!!
by asor823n8 May 21, 2004
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the troop

the latest batch of homosexuality from our friends at nickelodeon.
some bitch got attacked by a fucking tree on the troop today
by lolstephanie September 20, 2009
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The Trooper

A shit that is so monster-like in size, that in the mist of dropping it, it never freakin drops out your ass. In this situation you may find yourself desperately batting away at it with some toilet paper, or wiggling, bouncing, kicking, or jumping around to dispose of such a formidable foe.

This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit.
The Trooper I had snaking around the toilet this morning wouldn't fucking drop.
by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008
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Trooping the Colour

Trooping the Colour is an ancient tradition performed by young men in the London district of Earl's Court on the second Saturday of each June. Overseen by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, the young men of the area colourfully display their lemons and plums before each hour engaging in musical displays of side-walk flaccidity known as Trooping. Originally dating back to 1123BC when King Kong was on the thrown, in recent years many smaller plumbs have been used as a result of global cooling.
Ere Liz, look at that flaccid young man Trooping the Colour of his lemons and plumbs. Cor yeah Phil, they look reet juicy for me gaggin swallow hole. And just think, they date back to King Kong.
by anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
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