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Thomas (the tank engine)

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.
"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."
by NeonGamer69420 November 13, 2019
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Crank the Tank

Verb: A conspicuous way of asking to have a hit of your mates hoon/tronax at work or school (or parties).
Synonyms: hit the vape, have a toke, "fuck your wife", schlomax the tronax, wang the schmang, have a hoon.
Bro 1: Yo im feening so hard rn can I crank the tank?
Bro 2: ye bro but its like 20 nic so its lowkey shit
Bro 1: shot g time to go N block bathrooms
by Ciggybutt-brain March 12, 2022
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The Tank

"The Tank" is another name for the city of San Jose, CA located in Northern California, specifically in the Bay Area. San Jose is the largest city in the South Bay.

The San Jose Sharks play at the San Jose Arena commonly referred to by the locals as "The Shark Tank" - Hence, the nickname for San Jose is "The Tank."
"Where you headin' out to?"
"The Tank."
"San Jo be crackin'!"
by MsBusyBee August 6, 2009
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The Era of the Tans

A period of darkness across the rank and file of the Highway Patrol. A period where management cares more about strict policy adherence than quality officers coming out of the Academy, and increased officer safety through better performing equipment and uniforms. A period where “do as I say and not as I do” has become the policy of all managers above the rank of sergeant.
The era of the tans:

Inclement weather will not “excessivley soil” tans. Therefore, the blue utility uniform is not acceptable.

We know your shift ends at 1500, but it’s 1458 and you’re already in civilian attire. We’ll have a talk with your supervisor about leaving early.

“We know you delivered a baby on the side of a freeway and it was filmed by news media. But you were wearing your blue uniform. Therefore, we’re giving you an MOD.”
by BlazingSaddles February 8, 2019
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frank the tank

when a person drinks a large quantity of alcohol and their alter ego emerges- the more drastic difference between the person and the alter ego, the more "frank the tank" they are- inspired by the movie old school's character frank the tank as portrayed by Will Ferrel
dude- you were so frank the tank last night!
by anonymous777 September 2, 2005
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The Tanner-Line

A line slightly-above the waist that any woman above 160 pounds may not come above.

It’s like the Truman-Doctrine, but for fat bitches.
*She begins to come up to kiss during a BJ*
“Woah, woah, woah you don’t quite meet the weight limit for that” The Tanner-Line
by SuPapiChulo July 1, 2021
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Rock the tank

After eating Mexican from that food truck, I had to rock the tank all afternoon.
by Cuckabum123 October 21, 2017
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