Poo-in-the-shoe

An action which involves shitting right in a shoe and making it slide down to toe
Poo-in-the-shoe is often gifted to someone you dislike most

Originated in Petrozavodsk, Russia

Oleg: I hate that muthafucking asshole from grade 10
Artem: Give him some juicy poo-in-the-shoe

by veggy time January 13, 2011

If the shoe fits, wear it

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it

You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008

The Shower Curtain Swat

This is a phrase that best describes the act of "No matter how old you get or who's bathroom you're in, if you are sitting on a toilet- and the shower is in arms reach from you...you will swat it just to make sure there is/are no one or no thing lurking behind there." Sometimes even when the curtain is see through.

No matter who's house I'm at, you will always hear me doing the shower curtain swat.

by Nadia! December 27, 2017

If the shoe fits

When you say something in general that could be deemed as an insult, and someone gets offended because they think you meant it towards them.

Why did you post that status about people with big noses?

Hey don't get mad if the shoe fits

by HazyX December 11, 2017

Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

by blake dremmel October 6, 2008

The Guy Who Shits In The Shower

At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.

The guy who shits in the shower is a person who takes a shit in a shower exp. Felix

by TheMasterOfTheShotGun May 30, 2021

The Show

Major League Baseball, esp. when contrasted with the minor leagues.

In his first inning after being called up to the Majors, the young pitcher gave up a towering home run. The commentators just chuckled and said, "Welcome to the Show, kid."

by BW25 March 25, 2009