Gay Rebellion

When a man and a woman are having sex, the woman pulls out a rather large dildo and proceeds to shove it in the mans anus while screaming "GAY REBELLION!!"


"made by tyler and jesse"

man 1: man my ass hurts
man 2: why?
man 1: my girlfriend participated in the gay rebellion last night. fuckin cunt

by gay dino (megasoreass) April 19, 2009

The Saslow Rebellion

A rebellion led by Demitrius Saslow of the Canadian Saslow Clan which states that selflessness, subtlety, and soft voices are to be outlawed in all civil (or uncivil) societies. National holidays include the Saint Sanjurjo Day Parade (in the nude) during which all national media outlets broadcast rereuns of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The rebellion established 75 Chick Fillet franchises throughout the east coast in the course of one week.

If it were not for the Saslow Rebellion, we would not be here.

Our forefathers died for the Saslow Rebellion.

by Glenn Reasoner October 11, 2006

Teenage Rebellion

Noun- for a teen to be a fucking bitch to her parents
Verb- The sport of teen bitchery
Adj- also called "rebel" meaning being rebellious especially towards authority (parents)

Example 1-
Mom: I love you!
Teen: MOM FUCKING SHUT UP IM ON SKYPE WITH DOUG
Example 2-
Mom: feed the cat, honey
Teen: Okay *thinks about never feeding the cat ever*
~one week later~
Mom: OH MY GOD FLUFFY IS DEAD!

Classic stories of teenage rebellion

by RonnieDonyBalonie April 9, 2015

Whiskey Rebellion

Puking after drinking too much.

My stomach is in a Whiskey Rebellion. I never should have pounded those five Jameson shots.

by LegendOutlaw May 27, 2009

extinction rebellion

A bunch of incompetent middle-class, privately educated pieces of shites that think they have some say in how the rest of the world thinks. If see, laugh and walk away.

Joe: Hey, did you see the protests in London? I think they're called extinction rebellion
Peterfile: Yeah, right after I rammed them with my ford fiesta.. now they're extinct.

by dan. Glee. Sack May 4, 2019

brown rebellion

When a strictly raised (typically brown) kid goes through a rebellion against their parents, usually after gaining freedom or independence. Examples include drinking alcohol, partying, drug use, tattoos, sleeping around, or any other act their parents wouldn't approve of

Guy 1: Wow, Saanvi’s doing some heavy drugs!
Guy 2: Yeah, shes going through a brown rebellion right now

by stjagkwjwjwjahwhbdabatjwfhabf February 22, 2022

Irish rebellion

Not following the rules

My mom told me to go to school, so I pulled an Irish rebellion and didn’t

by WreckingBar May 14, 2020