The Postal Service
An indie band, with the same lead singer as Death Cab for Cutie, with excellent beats, catchy songs, and crafty lyrics.
The Postal Service by allison July 28, 2004
The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
Guy 1: how do we describe the post above us
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY
The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY by Memes n’ stuff June 1, 2020
Related Words
The Postage Stamp
The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.
"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."
The Postage Stamp by Justin George Mitchell III March 26, 2008
The Post Gym Pump
When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.
You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"
Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"
Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"
The Post Gym Pump by Tuckleberry August 29, 2019
Scrubbing out the possum hole
George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.
Scrubbing out the possum hole by Willbro August 6, 2014
assume the position
prepare to be physically humiliated
a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.
Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.
Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.
Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
assume the position by mandingoe May 26, 2004