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the goggles do nothing

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a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".

Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010
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That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.
God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!
by LoneTree April 24, 2017
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a horrible novel, that used by english teachers to demorilize kids/adults into thinking that singing when the national anthem is playing is wrong.
boy#1: did u read that book in english called Avi: Nothing but the truth?
boy#2: yes and i had to go to the hospital to get a tumor removed after reading because it gave me cancer
by Spike L April 1, 2008
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when you dont bring humour, you dont bring character, you dont bring personality

to the table = to the conversation

usually a joke :)
guy:i had the wildest night it was raging because of me

girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table

you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing
by she1l August 31, 2009
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The kings of nothing

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The kings of nothing are a street gang in the seattle washington area. They use the colors red blue and black in there graffiti.
"Hey did you hear the kings of nothing tagged up safeway."
"No i diddnt how bad was it?"
"Oh man it wasnt nearly as bad at what they did at that one school."
by Gavin C May 26, 2006
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If the hit song 'Money for nothing' by prolific rock group Dire Straits is played at a function, event or gathering, guests are required to shotgun a beverage before the intro of the song concludes. If no cans are available, guests must finish the remainder of their current drink in a timely manner.
The 'Money for nothing' effect
noun
1. A Phenomenon caused when the song 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits is played at a gathering and results in guests finishing their beverage and/or shotgunning a full can of beverage.

Example:
*intro of Money for Nothing plays in the background at a function*
GUEST 1: "oh shit, it's the Money for Nothing Effect."
GUEST 2: *Pierces a fresh tin of lager with a car key and prepares to shotgun the beverage*
GUEST 1: "Make sure to wait for the guitar riff to come in!"
by Downtempo Dan August 23, 2023
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Everything is possible, including the possibility of impossibility.
person1: don't ever give up! everything is possible after all!
person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?
by gyatt? March 5, 2024
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