Cut Me Off at the News

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity..........Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype... Facebook.

Synonym:

To Be Electronically Grounded.

Yo, Bro.... My MOM Cut Me Off at the News..... I am totally electronically Grounded.

Cut Me Off at the News by Martin Ziebold November 13, 2011

Huey Lewis and the News

A man's nether regions including the penis and testicles. Also called the "downstairs mixup."

No, I don't want your mom sewing my pants so close to Huey Lewis and the News.

Huey Lewis and the News by Phil Bray October 4, 2008

watching the news

When a relationship partner is trying to pull a move on you but your busy doing something else, yet they insist upon showing their affection.

Girl1: Hey I heard you had Rogan over to watch a movie the other day, he's so hot, how did it go?

Girl2: It went pretty good, we watched that new movie everybody is talking about!, I didn't get to see like half the movie because Rogan kept trying to make-out with me, I didn't mind though :)

Girl1: yea, totally a watching the news situation for sure aye XD!

watching the news by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010

to break the news

to make something known

A : Bob I hate to break the news but our sales were down again last month

to break the news by Hamido September 20, 2007

Delivering the news

When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.

Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.

Delivering the news by Se7en November 17, 2006

lets get right into the news

to be sad and depressed because you are a cockroach

Joe: I am sad
Joe 2: me too lets get right into the news

lets get right into the news by chef mate December 17, 2019

watching the news

the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.

Mike: so what have you been up too today?

Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.

Mike: sick

Rufus: I love watching the news

watching the news by mickymickymouse March 9, 2011