musketeer

a shot which includes one 3rd whiskey, vodka and jag.

bartender, "what can i get you guys"
girls, "we would like 3 musketeers"
bartender, "comming right up"

by mcollege October 26, 2010

musketeers

four people that do everything together

see: losers with no friends

i love my musketeers.

by lindsay June 1, 2003

Musketing

Taking laxatives via suppository (like musket gunpowder) and loading in a projectile, once you shit your guts out the projectile launches

Mu-sket-ing :

I musketed a cat

Do you have musketing insurance?

by Notachav69 May 11, 2021

musketting

When you pack your dickhole full of peppers using a chopstick, and then you proceed to blow your load into a chick whilst yelling "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!".

Bro pass me those jalapeños, Imma do some musketting tonight.

by KeepItSleazy October 14, 2016

Musket

Metaphorical weapon of choice for Mormon leaders when defending “traditional marriage” from the gays and liberal elites.

“I would like to hear a little more musket fire from BYU …when defending marriage as the union of a man and a woman.” —Current Mormon Apostle

by jph3 September 2, 2021

musket

when a man shits in a womans mouth and then stuffs the shit with his dick. like a musket.

i gave her a musket and she choked to death

by alpinestar1989 July 20, 2008

musket

An instrument given to immigrants before they are deported to Zimbabwe to defend themselves from giant rats.

"Because you are not from here, take this musket and go."

by E.Pinter February 26, 2005