the muskman

An increasingly popular nickname for the wunderkind biz-tycoon, Elon Musk, kept in lower case letters to counteract his enormous narcissism and coined primarily because his business sense just so frequently stinks.

Well the muskman has done it again, he’s taken Twitter into the the toilet by firing three quarters of its employees and now flushing its familiar catchy name and appealing logo to be replaced by an impossibly lifeless “X.”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2023

Flipping the muskrat

When a man puts his toupee on each day like he is flipping pancakes onto his head.

That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.

by Denzel wendell March 10, 2019

Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020

loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

by Bobble April 4, 2006

the musket

The act of packing you penis hole with cocaine, then penetrating then analy penetrating the other party. When climaxing the cocaine will spray into the lower intestin causing an instant high. Also known as "the Pompeï"

I gave her the musket and she was forever blowing bubbles!

by matchstickmen January 27, 2011

dogtanian and the muskerhounds

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

the musket

a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.

Dik gives his dog the musket every night.

by Evan, Marshall, and Andy February 6, 2008