meat pie

when you shit on a girls ass-hole and whack your dick around

Man, i gave that chick a meat pie last night.

by Mr. Prometheus December 7, 2010

meat pie

An asian person who acts like they are black.

Yellow on the outside, black on the inside.

by Dirge May 25, 2004

Calcutta Meat Pie

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009

jamaican meat pie

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.

The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.

by Zero_Gravitas July 18, 2016

Jai Meat Pie

The act of consuming a Viagra and then forcefully and vigorously penetrating another man's anus without lubrication because they fucked with you one too many times.

Man I must have made fun of Jim one too many times last night because he gave me a Jai Meat Pie and power fucked my ass so hard that I can't sit down or look him in the eye anymore.

by dsafoinasdfn January 20, 2021

Portuguese Meat Pie

A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu

by MartinGreen69 June 28, 2017

memphis meat pie

Smearing shit in the filter of a hotub full of hot sauce and having sex with it

Jon got caught doing a Memphis meat pie by his mom

by Dangerous617 December 31, 2013