flat

Short on cash, running low on money, going broke.

"Loan me some money!"
"Sorry, but I'm flat tonight."

by Soma9 August 6, 2008

flat

Used to describe soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-doxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.

You asshole! This whole 12-pack is flat!

by Dre March 4, 2005

Flats

When ordering chicken wings, requesting only the flat wings. Absolutely no drumsticks.

Man, lemme get some wings but just them flats.

by upsman1023 November 11, 2014

flat

Small-breasted.

"She has a flat rack."

by x January 31, 2003

flats

Runflat tires; tires that will never ever pop. THey will let u keep on rollin

if you ridin' rims u gotta ride flats

by PsychoticIdiot May 15, 2006

Flats

Flats are neverflats with hardly any tire on dem mothafuckas cuz the rims is so damn big!!! If u ride on rims while u r runnin dem Flats dats what it is rite der!!! U gotta have like an inch of tire on dat mothafucka..So can be pushin some straight tight shit.. if u do this all da hoes will be on yo joc big tym.. Then u can have somethin in common wit Dem Franchize Boyz but dats as close as u gone get to dem boyz!!!

If ya ride rims ya gotta ride flats!!!

by Monsta May 23, 2006

flat

something boring or tedious

the party was flat so hector streaked through the billiard room.

by CooCooCoo January 21, 2006