flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.

Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

by stu19 May 7, 2009

Wiggle the flaps

The term used when a girl masturbates.

I'm going to go wiggle the flaps, be right back.

by WinterFRESH_ November 4, 2010

bad case of the fats

1. When someone gains an excessive amount of weight or lets themselves go.
2. Can also be used to describe an overweight or obese person who shows little concern for personal body image.

Frank used to be tight but now he has a bad case of the fats.

by Cancerboy March 19, 2008

Ironing the flaps

Sucking on pussy lips so hard the wrinkles come out.

Met a girl at the bar and we went to her place and i was ironing the flaps for her.

by Rylund Guy August 7, 2020

fun between the flaps

Any type of pleasure that happens between the flaps or lips of the pussy. Whether it be rubbing, licking, or sticking, it's always good fun when you're between the flaps.

Annastasia had no idea how incredible it would be for her to experience multiple ways to have fun between the flaps and decided to not leave her bed until she was red raw.

by von groovy September 17, 2017

swim between the flags

Rubbing your cock between a pair of tits

I Didn’t quite get the message that now was not the best time to have a swim between the flags

by Mr Mystereious January 12, 2018

Watching The Flags

An Ice Fishing Term, Where one bends a woman over, with her face near the window, and she proceeds to watch the ice fishing flags while the male proceeds to put it to her

"Brad Had her watching the flags in the wonderful ice shack"

by Ryan7062 December 14, 2008