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diamond

n. Relatively common mineral, consisting of carbon, which is similar in appearance to zircon or cut glass. Used by the South African based De Beers company as a form of emotional blackmail through clever, original, and socially planted marketing techniques. It is asserted by the De Beers company that a man who is unwilling to waste a huge amount of money for a worthless piece of carbon must not really love his future wife very much.
(See also organic food.)
by Zamzara October 25, 2007
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diamond

A girls best friend/ The hardest mineral on earth.
by d00d June 27, 2003
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DIAMOND

Someone that is precious to you. Someone that has rare qualities.
Toby is such a diamond. He gave me a rose for no reason.
by TINY TINA May 13, 2005
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Diamond!

This is for use when something is beyond brilliant!
"We was down the pub an this chav gets his tracksuit pants ripped off on this nail... he's standin there in his all-together with his London Pride innis hands... it was Diamond!"

"What? She said yes? Diamond m8!"
by George Friendly October 13, 2006
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diamond

An over priced old rock that gets you laid until the effect wears off. Bigger is better.
My girlfriend wouldn't have anal sex with me until I gave her a diamond ring.
by jam June 23, 2003
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The Diamond

A building in the University of Sheffield. Meant for engineers but is often overtaken by communist humanities students
I tried to get a seat in the diamond but I couldn't due to all the communists
by Sensible STEM Student December 8, 2018
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Diamond

Diamond is a good friend. She's not a bitch.
by yourmomatemyass October 2, 2019
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