dial up

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements. *To vomit.

I feel ill. Im going to go dial up.
I got dial up all over my bathroom!

by eTX October 31, 2004

Dial Up

A person who hasn't caught up with the 21st century.

If your cell phone flips open, you're on dial up.

If your car is wood-paneled, you're on dial up.

You're on dial up if your t.v. has a tube in it.

by Comedian Danny Mahar February 23, 2012

dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one
4. Don't have broadband in their area.

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free .

by Better than original definition. August 6, 2005

Dial-up

Related to the past. Out of style. Something outdated.

I have a VCR at home...That is so dial-up...

Girl, those shoes are so dial-up...

by Sabina Rivera March 27, 2007

Dial-up

Dial-up is a generic insult emerging on internet forums, and IRC.

<abc> Dude, I lost my job today!
<xyz> Aw man, that's so freaking dial-up!
<abc> My boss is a freaking dial-up.

by foobarbaz December 21, 2006

on dial-up

Like the annoyingly, slow dial up connection for the internet only in use against someone.

Guy 1: "What's up with him? Why is he pushing on a door that says pull!"
Guy 2: "Cause that dude's on dial-up."

by B. Senior July 4, 2007

Dial-up

When you're too cheap to have mobile internet.

Yo hit me up on foursquared later....Huh?..... Player you still on 'dial-up'?

by Horacio H. September 25, 2010