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The crimson fist

The Crimson Fist is A manimal superhero who resides in a small canadian suburbia...he uses unorthodox methods to ensure crime is fisted...and fisted hard...he spreads the cheeks of harm and blasts them square in the hole, his fist is so powerful that jacky chan, chuck Norris and even hilary clinton quiver with fear. He fist fucks the face of asians, africans and sand people...while leaving no mercy for the incestually stanky people of portugal. He penetrates every woman with the power of a horse and then says goodbye with a davastating donkey punch. He fists crime while listening to the safety dance and trusts his side kick Fysty McGee, an irish leprachaun with a fist of gold...together they live in a lair complete with their own pet homosexual...semeno...like the avengers, but much more pointless the fist bros join forces with the amazing Romanian Rectal Rocket...who was actually born in germany but resides in canada as well, together they show crime what a solid ear fucking is, and cream on the face of any penetrator of evil
man child: hey im in trouble!!
the crimson fist: ill fist crime!!
The crimson fist by funky rabbi August 22, 2011

do the crime

To have sex. Can't have a much more simple definition than that. The place where you have sex is often referred to as the scene of the crime.
I would like nothing less than to do the crime with Carmen Electra.
Doesn't really matter where.
do the crime by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

surfing the crimson tide

As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea

Surfing the crimson wave

refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.
can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."

scene of the crime

The area, most likely a room, in which one has had sex the previous night.
"Man, why is there cum all over the walls? You need to clean up the scene of the crime."

Whats the cribs name?

Another way of asking what the address is.
Yo John I heard you were throwing a party. Whats the cribs name?
Whats the cribs name? by Unkniw873 February 10, 2022