by Unicorngirll March 15, 2020
The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
2095
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
by THEBITCHTHATSTOLECHRISTMAS!!!! January 17, 2021
A Virus that was made in China and now is cancelling everything we were looking forward to, this year and has made all Karen’s buy as much toilet paper and food as possible.
Me sobbing to
Jerry, “My trip and graduation have been canceled because of Corona Virus and I can’t buy any food or toilet paper”
Jerry, “My trip and graduation have been canceled because of Corona Virus and I can’t buy any food or toilet paper”
by ABABAB1234 April 07, 2020
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by Old saggy balls April 15, 2020
A dangerous virus that can kill you you get the symptoms 10-14 days since you last left your house symptoms may include coughing shortness of breath if you experience any of these symptoms you should probably see a doctor...
Person 1: *coughing so much* oh gosh i feel awful I've been coughing so much and feeling shortness of breath...
Person 2: OMG get away from me go to the doctor you might have corona virus!!!!
Person 2: OMG get away from me go to the doctor you might have corona virus!!!!
by A RANDOM FREAKING PERSON July 22, 2020