Introduced to the English language as "beaugal", in 1634. Sir Frederick von Stuperheimer, a half German, half British Buddhist, had it officially altered to "bugle" because Parliament took pity on the man since he was legally retarded and presented his "case" to them; it was a soggy notebook filled with moldy cheese and worms.
If it wasn't, perhaps, for Sir Frederick, we'd still be saying beaugal to this very day. Pay homage to this master of the illiterary arts at his grave in the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
If it wasn't, perhaps, for Sir Frederick, we'd still be saying beaugal to this very day. Pay homage to this master of the illiterary arts at his grave in the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
by Mental Dissection Association of America May 19, 2004
by PPK0403 December 26, 2006
any low-quality object
by Percy Reno November 19, 2004
Instead of waking his platoon with the traditions Reveille, Private First Class Rodriguez instead chose to bugle fart over the company broadcast system, an action that earned him a twenty mile hike in full gear.
by thejimparker November 18, 2016
Blow job - when the knob is held with one hand and gingerly sucked on the tip so it looks as if it is being played instead of sucked
Goodnight love.....before you go to sleep do you fancy playing the last post on my beef bugle......you do!!!, wank durch.
by Rifleman59 May 07, 2010
The Biggest Baddest Instrument in the Marching band!
often misnamed as a Contrabass Tuba, it can be called contrabass, tuba, Contra (the most common name), or HOLY MOFOing monstrosity (normally the first reaction when you see it for the first time
Can wiegh between 35 to 85 pounds, hard to march with (since they block 50% of periferal view), super expencsive, and the people that play it are the coolest, toughest, badass people out there, Contra Players should always be treaten with respet, and always allowed to sit in the back of the bus, be last in the line, or the last in anything (it just how they roll)
often misnamed as a Contrabass Tuba, it can be called contrabass, tuba, Contra (the most common name), or HOLY MOFOing monstrosity (normally the first reaction when you see it for the first time
Can wiegh between 35 to 85 pounds, hard to march with (since they block 50% of periferal view), super expencsive, and the people that play it are the coolest, toughest, badass people out there, Contra Players should always be treaten with respet, and always allowed to sit in the back of the bus, be last in the line, or the last in anything (it just how they roll)
"What that giant entanglement of metal being carred on that guys shoulder"
"Thats a contrabass Bugle, friend, the best thing in this band"
"Thats a contrabass Bugle, friend, the best thing in this band"
by two=ba June 13, 2009
I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.
by Shit_4_Brains June 02, 2007