Blob

B-basic
L-last
O-option

B-bae

I have to get a blob for this party because all the hot girls are rejecting me.

by Asjsjsj December 12, 2016

blobbed

From the verb: 'to blob.' It is the action of cancelling ones plans at the last minute, generally leaving the other people in the lurch.

Hey, Susan totally blobbed on our trip to the mall.

by hel hel August 17, 2010

blob

A fat drunk obnoxious disgusting mooch who will eat anything as long as it's free.

Hey look dude, "Blob" just ate a bunch of frozen hotdogs, moldy bread and then puked on your new chair.

by Crapcake August 30, 2006

Blobbed

To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.

Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?

by Fard23 February 15, 2013

blob

an X-Men villain...a gigantic moving fat guy with strange hair.

Nothing moves the blob!

by Nothing Moves the Blob January 18, 2005

blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

by mr X May 13, 2005

blob

something that looks like a dot but is made up of words and instructions that never stop

a circle thats colored in with words which looks like a blob

by poop shoot sally March 1, 2011