by Sven the Bear August 7, 2007
Get the Sven the bear mug.Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.
Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?
by Fearman April 1, 2008
Get the sometimes you eat the bear mug.Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".
by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009
Get the does a bear shit in the woods mug.A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)
Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass
Person 2: Wow your a badass
by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013
Get the skinning the bear mug.An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.
Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
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by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008
Get the Does a brown bear shit in the woods? mug.1) When having sex with a girl doggy style, the man lights a cigarette and puts it out on her back so it leaves a burn. Then right as he's about to cum, he'll jizz on the burn spot to cool down the burn.
2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.
In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"
2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.
In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"
by BryNSanity, Moogel April 28, 2010
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