by thunderclapp October 31, 2014
is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
by Der_Hagrid August 01, 2010
by littlemagwokd July 29, 2015
when you put whip cream in a girl's mouth and pussy or ass, and you stick a banana in the girls pussy or ass, then 2 other people eat from the tip of the banana to the end.
by billy bildo August 14, 2010
when a man performs a reverse deep stick sexual position on his partner (either in the pussy or asshole) while the partner eats out his asshole and/or sucks on his ball sack.
matt: hey girl you wanna get banana splitted?
girl: hell no! the last time i did that i had the taste of ass in my mouth and my pussy hurt for weeks
girl: hell no! the last time i did that i had the taste of ass in my mouth and my pussy hurt for weeks
by crocock May 11, 2009
When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”
by The danster August 18, 2018
When a man puts scoops of ice cream, nuts, chocolate syrup, and a cherry near his genitals and a woman does a "split on the banana"
by Black lémon April 18, 2016