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Secure the bag

Let's win this game and secure the bag

slappin' the bag 

Here's how 'slappin' the bag' works: Obtain boxed wine. Open the box. Take out the bag of wine. Have a friend hold the bag up for you at face-level wherever that may be. Put your lips up on the spicket and open the valve. Suck/chug the nectar until you've had a respectable portion. Close the valve. Take your face off the spicket and give that naughty bag a slap like you mean it. Then take and hold the bag for the next person. GET BLASTED.
"Whose turn is it to slap the bag??"
"...yours!"
"Sweet. someone hold it for me"
...
*SLAP*

OMFG I LOVE SLAPPIN' THE BAG!!!!!!!
slappin' the bag by harrebawl July 15, 2011

Selling the bag

Sell out, fumbling, bullshitting, not doing the right thing
“You selling the bag
Selling the bag by T finesse November 22, 2020

Last shot in the bag 

When parents have an "accidental" child many years (10+) after their last child was born. This is called the last shot in the bag.
Mike was 15 years younger than his nearest sibling. He was his dad's last shot in the bag.
Last shot in the bag by Croakmont January 7, 2015

slap the bag 

A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.
"Hey man, can I get a pull of that franzia?"
"Fuck yeah, but don't forget to slap the bag first."
slap the bag by slappy franzia January 6, 2014

Slap the Bag 

Alternate version of the Slap the Bag game, with the following rules:

- one of the players starts the game holding the bag
- other players call out a name and slap the bag; the called player must drink
- the called player cannot be the player holding the bag; the bag holder is immune while holding the bag
- if the caller misses the bag or is blocked from slapping the bag, they must drink instead
- the player who drinks becomes the holder
Slap the Bag by 826bagslapper April 26, 2014