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Crown the Witch

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To ejaculate into the hair of the female that was just giving you a bj.

Also a term used to describe sneaking behind to deliver a 1 shot kill (a head shot) to the witch in the game left for dead.
This chick was really sloppy I just had to pull out and crown the witch.
by pseudonomz December 18, 2010
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startled the witch

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To drastically fail at some task or activity. syn. screw the pooch, shit the bed
Bill: My cake turned out terrible!

Lisa: Yeah, you really startled the witch on that one.
by Kodiak1985 February 20, 2009
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creep the witch

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descretely creeping le witch during the mating hours of young cats. creeping the witch must be done only by hotties that like to suck long shlongs.
e'ry day at lunch, we creep the witch
by Jimmy99827 April 30, 2008
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Kiss the Witch

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Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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When you trim up the pubic hair when it’s too prickly like a witch’s brim
Hookup #1: are you ready yet?

Hookup # 2: no I’m busy trimming the witch’s broom
by Twunk102 March 24, 2026
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A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.
by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023
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