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The Virgin Mary's hymen

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That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.

His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.

The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.
by Grinnell April 10, 2008
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The Virginity Stealer

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His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!

The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.

If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.

TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!

The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
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The Virgin Mary

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1)Mother of Jesus Christ.
2)Often appears to the people (when I say people, I mean the Mexicans) in the form of Tortillas.
3)A very smart woman...
4)Possibly the most popular figure or icon on the Catholic faith, since the Catholic faith does not have a history of empowering women, so she's a nice example for all ladies, isn't she???
5)Mary the Virgin, not Mary Magdalene. Can't confuse them. Two different stories. The other one is a whore.
"Oh my God, it's a miracle! The Virgin Mary appeared to me in my freezer!"
by @n@rchist June 22, 2008
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A sex position when you stand there doing nothing, having imaginary sex. Hence the word virgin.
*girl stands up in the middle off class*
teacher: what the fuckery are you doing?
girl: shhh.. I'm doing the virgin. Ahhh.. feels nice.
by thatvirgingirl January 2, 2012
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a definition (also a meme) or an act of doing something in a manner that protrudes complete failure, rejection or causes a person or an object to be unnoticed, judged, mocked, shamed, or act very timid.
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by Pumped jack October 26, 2017
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micheal the virgin

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micheal the virgin is 19 and wont get laid, he is also a snake to his boy tom
by midkent billy June 26, 2017
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