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The University Of Kansas 

The University Of Kansas is a fine institution located in Lawrence, Kansas. KU is known for having a strong Greek system. KU is on most of the top lists for having a greek system. KU attracts more of the affluent and beautiful people from Johnson County, Wichita, Chicago, Minnesota, and other places around the country. Most of the kids that KU pulled girls and had friends in high school. Most of the kids that were rejects and were ugly fucklings in high school attend Kansas state from KC or Wichita or even western kansas, because they have a better chance of getting into a better house at K-State than they would at KU and they are farm boys. At KU, our greek system has the best of the best kids. We don't like any NF GDI pussy creep fucks in our house like K-State. Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, and T-shirts with greek letters on them are popular on campus, unlike at kstate, where american eagle and overalls are cool. Here at KU we have one of the best bar scenes in the country, where you will see any bar packed from wednesday to saturday. If you are from Kansas City, you will most likely see your reject high school friends who went off to JCCC, Mizzou, Pitt State, and specifically K-State at the hawk on a weekly basis. If they're are any reasonable examples to prove the reasoning of why KU is the best school in the KC metro area, Drive through Mission Hills (where everybody dreams of living when they are adults) and count how many KU flags there are compared to K-State flags.
K-State fan: Yelling EMAW from the Trailer park in Garden City.
The University Of Kansas fan: Yelling Rock Chalk from a Leawood Mansion.

The University of Virginia 

"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs.' In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the shit too."
-ESPN's review of college campuses

The University of Bristol 

A scam, soul sucking shit hole where dreams come to die.
A: hey im going to the University of Bristol next year
B: my condolences

The University of Adelaide 

Adelaide University is the 3rd preferred university in Adelaide, Australia. It is the best University nowhere, being everyones thirds preference after Flinders and UniSA. On any given day, It is either full of asians or noobs and sometimes both. The worst Toilet facilities in Adelaide are provided here.

Most students who attend this university are aware that it is inferior. Some students may even appear snoby or rude about this fact.
Uni SA student: where do you go to uni?

Adelaide Uni student: I go to The University of Adelaide.

Uni SA student: wow, you must be really dumb.

The University of Adelaide 

Adelaide University was the 3rd university in Australia. It is the best University in South Australia, being everyones first preference. When entry is denied, people usually op for a less superiour University. Such as Flinders University or The university of South Australia.

Most students who attend this university are aware that it is superior. Some students may even appear snoby or rude about this fact.
Uni SA student: where do you go to uni?

Adelaide Uni student: I go to The University of Adelaide.

Uni SA student: wow, you must be smart.

The university of derby 

The university where students teach themselves due to lack of credible teaching support.
Person 1: "Oh, the university of derby?"

Person 2: " yeah mate paying 9 grand a year to teach myself"