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The Fabio Treatment

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Any freak accident where you get struck in the FACE. Especially when it serves the purpose of irony (as the case with Fabio). Life delivers "The Fabio Treatment".
"Did you see that guy face get hit by a bird while he was on the roller coaster???"

"Yeah. He definitely got The Fabio Treatment"
by MTrain84 July 27, 2012
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under the desk treatment

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when you are getting mad headshot on your Valorant match, and your she give you sloppy toppy under your mega over powered gaming setup.
Brooo, Sarah gave me under the desk treatment last night on stream!
by sativaindica April 20, 2021
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The Fluoride Treatment

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When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.
Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment
by Brian H January 28, 2008
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The Royal Treatment

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1: Being given the accolades/benefits according to one's station as a member of the ruling class.

2: A promotion by Taco Bell in the Denver metropolitan area, in which: two (2) tacos are given for free with the purchase of a beverage upon the successful scoring of two (2) touchdowns by the Denver Broncos in a single game, as sponsored by the wide reciever Eddie Royal.

3: A sexual act in which a gentleman gives a lady a pearl crown (orgasms on the forhead or hair) whilst the lady sucks his testacles and strokes the shaft of his penis during the gentleman's bowel movement.
I want my girlfriend to give me the royal treatment.

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Eddie Royal always gets the royal treatment.

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Your mom gave me and Eddie Royal "the royal treatment", bitch.
by lo_crutis September 10, 2009
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the veteran treatment

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n. to be deeply thanked for one’s service but also profoundly disappointed in how one has been treated.
To recieve the veteran treatment after returning home from war and then go back out to do another tour of duty, that takes real guts.

Why are you doing all of this overtime and extra work, you know they are just going to give you the veteran treatment?!

Foreign translators who give their lives for their country and America and then are deny visas are just another example of politicians and government giving people the veteran treatment
by Dialect October 20, 2014
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The Pirate Treatment

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When you're fucking a girl and when youre about to come you pull out and punch her in the stomach so she says " aarghhhh" then come in one of her eyes.
This bitch thought she was gangsta, so I gave her the pirate treatment.
by 3715dont September 12, 2016
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When one sends another man to a girl's house for some birthday sex and a viewing of Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, and when the guy gets there, the girl is sleeping and doesn't know why he's there.
Pat: Hey Alec, did you get together with Sydney last night for some birthday sex?
Alec: Nah man, I got the Flintstones Treatment...
by Themanof July 8, 2017
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