The Spiderman
When your getting a blowjob and you pull out right before climax. You say "thwip" then you blow your load on their mouth sealing it shut.
The Spiderman by The spiderman September 19, 2018
the spiderman
(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”
person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!
the spiderman by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021
The Spiderman Fallacy
A recently coined logical fallacy. It follows that archaeologists 1,000 years from now unearth a collection of Spiderman comics. From the background art, they can tell it takes place in New York City. NYC is an actual place, as confirmed by archaeology. However, this does not mean that Spiderman existed.
Often used to illustrate the flaw in the assertion by evangelical Christians that archaeologists unearthing biblical cities today "proves" that the Bible was written by a supernatural force.
The Spiderman Fallacy is committed any time the discovery of a mundane element from a myth, legend, or story is taken to mean that ALL other parts of that story, even the supernatural, are also true.
Can be modified to use any fictional character whose story takes place in a real life location.
Often used to illustrate the flaw in the assertion by evangelical Christians that archaeologists unearthing biblical cities today "proves" that the Bible was written by a supernatural force.
The Spiderman Fallacy is committed any time the discovery of a mundane element from a myth, legend, or story is taken to mean that ALL other parts of that story, even the supernatural, are also true.
Can be modified to use any fictional character whose story takes place in a real life location.
Idiot: The Bible is literally true! Archaeology proves it! Sodom and Gommorrah have been found!!!
Smart guy: Dude, you're committing the Spiderman fallacy. New York City is a real place. Does that prove Spiderman exists?
Smart girl: There was also a real Transylvanian prince named Dracula. Does that prove vampires exist?
Smart guy: Dude, you're committing the Spiderman fallacy. New York City is a real place. Does that prove Spiderman exists?
Smart girl: There was also a real Transylvanian prince named Dracula. Does that prove vampires exist?
The Spiderman Fallacy by Riqusii Aro Vilux December 19, 2010
the funky spiderman
autoerotique asphyxiation
the funky spiderman by bohack jorseman September 17, 2015
the reverse Spiderman
When a woman jerks a guy off and catches his ejaculate in her hand and yells Spiderman as she flings it back on him in the Spiderman fashion.
the reverse Spiderman by funny-gal November 11, 2012
The Super Spiderman
This is a rather complicated version of the usual Spiderman. If you can pull it off you really are a superhero, be proud. After receiving a hand-job and nutting in your chicks hands immediately spin her around and slam her up against the wall. With her hands flat up against the wall fuck her from behind long enough for the jizz to dry on her hands sticking her to the wall like Spidey! If she struggles or screams at you remind her that, "With great power comes great responsibility". Leave quickly while she contemplates this...
The Super Spiderman by Eldog December 7, 2007
the real spiderman
First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).
Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.
the real spiderman by Milton Street '08 October 3, 2007
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