The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009

the russian bulldozer

A sexual act in which one dominates their partner with a bowling pin while the recipient chugs a bottle of vodka.

"Man i was smashed after me and my man did the russian bulldozer!"

by Killsmokiestyxx March 16, 2020

The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

by puebner May 24, 2014

the russian manhandler

where a russian man dominates a goat by inserting the penis into the butthole of the goat, grabbing its horns, and fucking it so hard that it dies

Geez i am making all the goats go extinct by the russian manhandler.

by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007

The Russian tank

Coming down on a muscular Russian girl.

Dude i totally did The Russian Tank yesturday.

by BB Rockin it January 23, 2009

The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.

Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.

by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018