Old Faithful

A sexual act. It is when you pour an entire bottle of lube into a girls ass. Then, upon the first thrust, the lube sprays out like a geyser.
"Whats all that lube for"

"Yellowstone, here we come, Old faithful, baby."
by AsevenX88 August 16, 2011
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The act off nutting (ejaculating) inside someone's mouth while they are on their back then stomping on their stomach. Those wearing a Used Poncho can avoid the geyser's angry eruption.
My girlfriend took one in the mouth from me last night so I stomped on her stomach, thus completing the Old Faithful. Wish I would've had a used poncho on...
by Brettford January 07, 2013
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When you place a heaping amount of cocaine on a girl's butthole and do a bump. Must be done quickly before geyser explodes sending flakes everywhere.
Why don't you drop those drawers and let me get an Old Faithful off your sweet meat?
by Rustavo Moussego May 17, 2010
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right before your about to nut put it in her mouth blow it in pull it out and punch her in the stomach to make her spu the semen into the air closely ressembling Old Faithful.
man i gave that bitch a mad old faithful, i had to throw up an umbrella
by Rubsky April 19, 2006
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The action that occurs when a male receives a blow job, then just before reaching orgasm the subject performing the blow job punches the recipient in the stomach, causing violent eruption of bodily fluids and substances from all orifices simultaneously.
The night was off to a good start up until Sally initiated Old Faithful, causing the night to come to a screeching halt.
by sparkyshark July 29, 2008
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Pissing in a females, as she shoots the piss out doggy style.
That chick last night pulled and old faithful and soaked me!
by wut wut wut December 04, 2016
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Getting a blow job while sitting on a bidet getting your asshole cleaned.
I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.
by Ye Ol Faithful October 13, 2023
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