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you're the man now dog

verbal gratification given to one's 'dog,' to inform them that they are in fact The Man now.
"Thanks for buying me all those lap dances. You're the man now, dog!"
by Big $teel August 31, 2003
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Who's the Fag Now?

A drinking game where a group of guys sit around naked while looking at each others cocks and getting drunk. the first one to get a boner gets his ass kicked for being a fag.
at the end of a long day one might say "I'm ready to go play a little Who's the Fag now?"
by MP Crew March 14, 2010
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I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.
Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.
by The real Captain Felipe September 15, 2019
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TO THE RIGHT NOW

mostly written by gretchen, TO THE RIGHT NOW is where h0b0s come and celebrate. mainly it’s EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, and riri who talk bevause marre and everyone else have left us for a real life in the OUTSIDE WORLD. Sophia makes random calls and makes fun of her dog (as a joke ofc). she cannot find her iPad currently and is dying. gretchen is a big h0b0 who LOOOOOOVESSSSSSS POKE. EPiK is an UKian who enjoys staying up till like 5am talking to us Americans! (EPiK and Sophia are TAKEN, please see SophiaXEpik). riri is a gURL who is in LOVE with Theodore. they even went on a couple of DATES! she is basically Mariah Carey but sings MUCH better! all she wants for Christmas is you (only if teddy is reading this). marre is a boy who has no life and loves spending his time on a ROBLOX game, Moonlight’s! (ew) (he’s taken by Jennha, so no hitting him up, gals!) Poke is the president there, everyone else has history there. JOJO SIWAAAA WONT LET THE HATERS GET THEIR WAY, IMMA COME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANGGGGG. all the members; EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, riri, Poke, Hannah, marre(ll), Mina, Lily, and gISELE. Gretchen, Marrell and RieRie (Riri) just LOVE to torture Epik and Sophia. This is an S.O.S from Sophia, PLEASE SEND HELP to our holy Discord group chat. We also have GretchxPoke, the lovely sex partners! ;)))) This chat is too weird for you, go away.
TO THE RIGHT NOW is superficial and terrific!!!!!
*Oh look, TO THE RIGHT NOW, is amazing! I wanna be JUST LIKE THEM WHEN I GROW UP!*
by i’m not sophia at all smh February 18, 2019
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Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch

A taunt often screamed after proving your opponent wrong during or just after a heated argument. To conceed to this your opponent must reply, "your the baldwin baby!"
" And then i showed him the game was in the case where i had put it, and screamed, Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch!!"

"Jim said saoory and also, by the rules, Conceded that I was the baldwin."

Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch
by Flyingpenguin February 7, 2008
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you're the man now dog

An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.
"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"

"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"

"AAAAAAAH!
by Dave September 19, 2003
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