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Cut Me Off at the News

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity..........Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype... Facebook.

Synonym:

To Be Electronically Grounded.
Yo, Bro.... My MOM Cut Me Off at the News..... I am totally electronically Grounded.
by Martin Ziebold November 13, 2011
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Huey Lewis and the News

A man's nether regions including the penis and testicles. Also called the "downstairs mixup."
No, I don't want your mom sewing my pants so close to Huey Lewis and the News.
by Phil Bray October 4, 2008
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watching the news

When a relationship partner is trying to pull a move on you but your busy doing something else, yet they insist upon showing their affection.
Girl1: Hey I heard you had Rogan over to watch a movie the other day, he's so hot, how did it go?

Girl2: It went pretty good, we watched that new movie everybody is talking about!, I didn't get to see like half the movie because Rogan kept trying to make-out with me, I didn't mind though :)

Girl1: yea, totally a watching the news situation for sure aye XD!
by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010
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to break the news

A : Bob I hate to break the news but our sales were down again last month
by Hamido September 20, 2007
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Delivering the news

When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.
Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.
by Se7en November 17, 2006
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lets get right into the news

Joe: I am sad
Joe 2: me too lets get right into the news
by chef mate December 17, 2019
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watching the news

the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.
Mike: so what have you been up too today?

Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.

Mike: sick

Rufus: I love watching the news
by mickymickymouse March 9, 2011
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