The milk crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing

Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .

by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

The Milk Fic

An extremely disturbing, and disgusting, fan fiction, originally published on livejournal. It features Ryden, the pairing of Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco, performing BDSM-like acts in a detailed matter. It's followed by the sequel: In My Mouth. Upon discovery of The Milk Fic, Brendon Urie videoed his response. I suggest anyone who reads this, and faces it with nonchalance, may need to spend a bit of time, or a long period of time, away from the Fan Fiction scene. Or better yet, don't read it to begin with.

The Milk Fic was removed due to being copied constantly, I wish it had stayed that way.

by AntiMilkFic January 6, 2014

The milk man

A man that has a farm of other men that he “Milks” daily.

That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!

by DirtyDalton October 9, 2021

The milk man

That man who sleaps with your mom

Hey, champ I'm going out with the milk man ill be back in 6 hours or 7 mins he don't last long

by B477y March 29, 2019

The Milk Bone

Taking a dried up white dog turd and shoving it into a woman's vagina.

If you don't stop bitching I am about to give you The Milk Bone.

by George Schwanz November 8, 2011

the milk fic

the milk fic is a story that tells the tale of Ryan ross and Brendon Urie preforming an act of bdsm to do with the beverage milk. its a sexual story and a very enjoyable read...
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub.

"I haven't been able to stop thinking of the milk fic ever since I read it, it was such a delight!"

by gerardwaymakesmehappy February 24, 2022

The Milk Index

A measurement of the time until a carton or bottle of milk will expire. Can be abbreviated to TMI. TMI is often used as a time frame for other events in life, it is an easy way to recognize that time has, is, and will continue to progress.

1) John said, "The Milk Index is high today, honey. No need to go to the supermarket."
2) As Melissa went to the fridge to get a pudding cup, Shaun yelled at her, "Hey Mel, check out TMI and tell me what you think we should throw it out!"
3) Two weeks before coming home from abroad, Michelle said, "I cant believe TMI is going to hit zero after I am back in the US!"

by The Milk Expert June 9, 2011